Video of the Week #5

How to Trick People Into Thinking You’re Really Good Looking

Video of the Week #4

It’s not nice to make fun of poor little, dumb animals….hahha but it’s funny.

Photo of the Day #4

Video of the Day #3

Because the gnomes told me to.

Photo of the Day #3

Sugar Glider.

Fact of the Day #3

The most concentrated form of protein on the planet is between 55-77% dry weight, a complete protein containing all essential amino acids, and is 85-95% digestible by the human body, meaning we use the most of the best quality.

And it’s a vegetable. More accurately, it’s algae called Spirulina.

It is second only to a dried egg supplement, which sounds just lovely.

Suck it, burger boys.

Tip of the Day #3

If you cannot sleep at 4a.m., do NOT listen to Jay-Z mixed with the Grateful Dead, as it induces vomiting and fever-sweats nightmares.

Counting sheep also does jack beans as well.

Video of the Day #2

The classic post-coital cigarette is replaced with a celebratory theme song.

Photo of the Day #2

Apologies don’t have to be creative as much as they have to be sincere.

Fact of the Day #2

During September 2010, Paris Hilton was denied entry to Japan due to their conservative nature and her recent drug arrest the day before, in which she pleaded guilty to cocaine possession in Las Vegas.

Poor Paris.

What is the world coming to when a rich, white girl can’t do blow.